I had my prom last night. It was quite fun...had a drink, a laugh, bit of a dance.
I won't describe my dress in great detail yet because I'll be pasting some pictures up as soon as my dad loads them onto the computer...it's blue, that's all I'll say.
I had an argument with Alan, my friend and date, because he wouldn't dance and he ended up with his tongue down that complete cow Emma Lowery's throat. But we made up, which is good because we've got another party tonight. And, the DJ, who was eyeing me up, thought me and Vicki were lesbians because we kept dedicating songs to each other.
Anyway, here's some tips...sort of...
Things I Learnt From Yr 11 Leavers Prom:
1. Don't let me near anyone with a long dress because I end up standing on it.
2. Choose a day when it doesn't rain.
3. Getting in a car/taxi/limo is difficult, be careful.
4. Choose your prom date wisely...if you are going with a male friend make sure you only like them as a friend, then you don't get pissed off if he fancys someone else.
5. Don't spend all night running after men - have fun!
6. Don't let your dad embarress you when he picks you up.
7. Don't let your mother poke you in the eye with eyeliner before you get there.
8. Bring your own booze coz they won't serve you.
9. Don't let your mother and female relatives take over the dress arrangements.
10. Dance with someone who can't dance...makes you look a little better.
