Ok, I am rather bored, having nothing to do and seeing as it is still raining...so here is a guide to the people in my life.
Part One
Main Family Members:
Brian - My dad, aka Ned. Works at a hotel, is quite short tempered and very funny.
Lisa - My mam. Also works at a hotel. Head of the household, many leadership qualities, very protective.
Fern - My little sister, aged 12. Demon possessed. ![]()
Yvonne - My maternal aunt, mother's older sister. Hilarious, very caring...obsessed with all things Disney.
Michael - My maternal uncle, mother's older brother. Divorced, three children, one bitchy ex wife. Obsessed with bodily humour but always ready for a laugh.
Nana Angela - Maternal grandmother. Caring and fussy.
Grandad Don - Maternal grandfather. Conservative and caring.
Jasmin - Cousin, Micheal's daughter, aged 14. Chav, bane of my existence.
Kyle - Cousin, Micheal's son, 12. Fern's partner in crime.
Caitlyn - Cousin, Michael's daughter, aged 1, with girlfriend Mel. Sweet.
Mel - Michael's girlfriend. Sweet.
Melanie - Michael's ex wife. Bitch.
Grandad Ronnie - Paternal grandfather, very caring, very funny.
Nana Vera - Paternal grandmother, very social and family orientated.
Tracey - Maternal aunt, dad's older sister. Fun.
Debbie - Maternal aunt, dad's older sister. Also lots of fun.
Joanne - Cousin. Tracey's eldest daughter. A good laugh, my second sister, aged 26.
Stephanie - Cousin. Tracey's daughter, aged 23. Very sweet, stylish.
Andrew - Cousin, Tracey's son, aged 20. A jack the lad, good laugh.
Dean - Cousin, Debbie's son, aged 20. Also a jack the lad. Likes to tease me. Very protective.
Neave - Cousin, Debbie's daughter, aged 3. Very sweet and good natured.
Paul - Joanne's fiance. A good laugh.
Ellie - Joanne and Paul's boisterous daughter, aged 3, my god daughter.
Amanda - Andrew's girlfriend. Lovely lass, very easy to get on with.
Madison - Andrew and Amanda's daughter, aged 2. Adorable.
Well that's all for now. Going out. Cya xxx.
